I wanna live like this llama
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
he needs those parts for his space ship
So he can return to otter space.
"He’ll never make a Time Lord…"
If I ever like your sad post
It is support
I am not enjoying your tears
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
Still one of my favorite comics
I should probably go to sleep…
I should probably-
just accept your fate…
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, forget what other people say, girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.